I'll sniff yours, if you sniff mine.
I've been badgering my wife to start her own blog for a week now. Of course, me being the poster boy of blogging waiting 5 years between posts, I figured I'd put my money where my mouth is and post the stuff she should be posting.
First off, there is nothing original about blogging nowadays. Everybody links to everybody else and then sue each other for ripping the other one off. It's really what makes free enterprise work. So without further ado, here's some shit I ripped off of my wife who ripped it off somewhere else.
Be amused.
Salt n' Pepa Heyah!
They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes like ice cream cones, pigs, teardrops, loops, hearts, and weebles. Oh and in case you're practicing on being a 700 lb. shut-in, here's something that will help you not exercise. (It'll help you if you're just not big enough to be on The Biggest Loser.)
Instead of giving you a real gift, I made a donation in your name to a shitty organization you don't believe in.
This really happened to a friend of mine. He works publicity for a major company who used to have a very tight relationship with another well-known company known here as "Company B." And of course when Christmas comes around, companies like to shower the people they feel that count with gifts. One year, instead of getting some cool swag from Company B, he received a card with a note inside. It said that they have given an amount in his name to several charities run by the Church of Scientology. So now he will be forever linked to having given an undisclosed amount of money to the Church of Scientology.
Don't let this happen to you!! Don't give shitty notes to your underlings wasting money on charities they sure as hell probably don't care about!! But if you're a cheap prick and you're going to do it anyway, here's a list of charities that might not suck.
My friend preferred the gift he got the year before. A plaque with some sort of commandments to the same church. Huzzah.
Geekologie Rocks My Jock!
It's one of those sites where I check back into every once in a while and I'm always amazed and delighted. The current list of awesomeness includes Yoda Pizza, Flux Capacitors, Tetris, Liquid Sculptures, Pac-Man, Thor's Helmet, and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Never say I didn't get you anything for Christmas.
Things I'm All About.
Click on them, fool!
Well, that's it for now. I need to be doing something better with my time. Like do stuff.
I've been badgering my wife to start her own blog for a week now. Of course, me being the poster boy of blogging waiting 5 years between posts, I figured I'd put my money where my mouth is and post the stuff she should be posting.
First off, there is nothing original about blogging nowadays. Everybody links to everybody else and then sue each other for ripping the other one off. It's really what makes free enterprise work. So without further ado, here's some shit I ripped off of my wife who ripped it off somewhere else.
Be amused.
Salt n' Pepa Heyah!
They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes like ice cream cones, pigs, teardrops, loops, hearts, and weebles. Oh and in case you're practicing on being a 700 lb. shut-in, here's something that will help you not exercise. (It'll help you if you're just not big enough to be on The Biggest Loser.)
Instead of giving you a real gift, I made a donation in your name to a shitty organization you don't believe in.
This really happened to a friend of mine. He works publicity for a major company who used to have a very tight relationship with another well-known company known here as "Company B." And of course when Christmas comes around, companies like to shower the people they feel that count with gifts. One year, instead of getting some cool swag from Company B, he received a card with a note inside. It said that they have given an amount in his name to several charities run by the Church of Scientology. So now he will be forever linked to having given an undisclosed amount of money to the Church of Scientology.
Don't let this happen to you!! Don't give shitty notes to your underlings wasting money on charities they sure as hell probably don't care about!! But if you're a cheap prick and you're going to do it anyway, here's a list of charities that might not suck.
My friend preferred the gift he got the year before. A plaque with some sort of commandments to the same church. Huzzah.
Geekologie Rocks My Jock!
It's one of those sites where I check back into every once in a while and I'm always amazed and delighted. The current list of awesomeness includes Yoda Pizza, Flux Capacitors, Tetris, Liquid Sculptures, Pac-Man, Thor's Helmet, and Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Never say I didn't get you anything for Christmas.
Things I'm All About.
Click on them, fool!
Well, that's it for now. I need to be doing something better with my time. Like do stuff.
Labels: crap, I'll cut you
posted by Orly De Gaulle at
5:17 PM
